Tonight roomz and I finished the first season of Mad Men. GOD I love that show. Add it to the list of non-breathing entities that I have SURRRIOUS boners for. Although I’m a short 2 (3?) seasons behind schedg, I can whole-heartedly say that I will with haste catch up. Let’s explore why this show (thus far) is such cinematic genius:
1. Jon Hamm is a hottie with a body.
2. January Jones’ first name is a month. And not one of those old people months like June or April. To me it screams porn star. And I liked it.
3. The show treats women with the dignity and respect they deserve. I mean…. sure there are plenty of feminists out there who *probably* find this show incredibly offensive, and are probably in denial that they don’t have testicles. I’m sure it probably sucked living through it, but if we can’t make movies about things other people lived through so as to see what the world used to be like we would be stuck with movies like Avatar and Inception. a) I didn’t see Avatar – I don’t really like the color blue, anytime I wear it I get mistaken for a Mets fan and b) Inception went straaaaight over my head, and now I just have dreams about Ellen Page being a lesbian. Last time I pregame a 2.5-hour movie, uhh-thank you very much.
4. If you could live in a time where not only was it acceptable but it was g.d. encouraged to smoke boges and drink hard liquor like its 1999 ALL.DAY.LONG without any of the physical, emotional, or moral hangovers that exist nowadays wouldn’t you? I believe the answer is a-hell yes sir.
5. POLYGAMY. Not only can you have one husband with one home and one cute little Stepford family, but you can have TWO, or THREE or TWENTY, as long as they don’t find out about each other! If I could have as many husbands slash walk-in closets and joint checking accounts as I wanted I wouldn’t be so averse to the idea of bearing children (only if they come up with a technology where you don’t actually have to go through the child-birth process).
Basically, Mad Men is saving me from not having HBO (reason 1 of 32409234 why living with Madge and Chas in Pdubs is climbing higher and higher on my to do list) and every other Sunday woe. I highly encourage you to watch it!
Have a great weekend, all 2 of you 
