I’ve never done this sort of mobile blogging before, but being that I’ve created enough iTunes playlists to withstand a cross country roadtrip all of my current words with friends games are awaiting other people, I figured why not check out the wordpress app I mindlessly downloaded back in March and have yet to open.
Reality check: its July 30th. I know I haven’t updated the blog in what will be 3 months on Tuesday (which rivals it’s entire lifespan) and for that I do apologize, to Bean, who I’m fairly certain is the only person who reads this (other than Steve Jobs, but we probably lost him along the way).
So where were we? Oh right, exit 99 on I-95, so forgive my probable style and spelling errors. I’m headed down to Baltimore to visit some of my college friends and just plain rage. I said to someone I work with the other day that whenever I go visit, it seems like I always take 10 steps back in life from wherever I am before I go. For example, during my blog hiatus, I stopped smoking cigarettes and currently in my bag is a full pack of Marlboro Lights. But, who’s counting.
I seriously need a weekend of good old-fashioned blacking out. One sup dude need you might say, but in the past month or so I have spent more time on the long island rail road than in my apartment or cubicle combined. Commuting to and from the beach is just OH SO HARD!
Just joshin. I have gone to the beach although most of my commuting trips have been back to pdubs to hang out with Chas while my mom is visiting her side of the family on the west coast.
Other than quality Chas time, let’s review my life since early May:
-job wise: still employed! Points: 1
-apartment wise: it still stands! Addition: one couch, a few pieces of art (that are currently in the upstairs hallway of my parents house. Points: 1 and a half
-boy wise: skip
-come on Stef. Ok boy wise: ditched man-friend. Realized dating someone who graduated elementary school before you were conceived was only fun if he didn’t have the maturity level of a 12 year old to offer. Much love J, you were fun. Points: 1
-boy wise again: I finally learned how to cut people out of my life. Criteria for getting the boot: bringing absolutely nothing to the table other than a gin and tonic ice cube tray. You know who you are and please for the love of God, stop. Points: 2,000
-boy wise again: I went on a date. Hopefully he doesn’t read this because there won’t be a second one and in the fashion of a middle school girl I will not acknowledge the missed call slash voicemail that is asking for one and pretend (should our paths ever cross again) that I never got it. Points: 1.
Sadly, I think that’s about my life right now. Im getting a headache and have absolutely no idea where I am except for the saving grace that is google maps and apparently we’re somewhere near exit 77. I rescind all previous infatuation with the bolt bus, save for the fact that my phone is completely charged.
Anyway, adios for now. More to come later on, and on a regular basis too!
